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[assguardian]

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4/1 morning if that's clever

[oorah]

[ a handmade basket is left on the porch of house 2 with a card that just says "billy" on it. inside is a jumpsuit, perhaps a few shades darker than pictured but in billy's size. there are handwrapped strips of dried venison "jerky" and a container of halal rabbit stew. also in the basket is a lucky rabbit's foot and a jar of berry preserves. ]

[assguardian]

[ getting a basket at the front porch with his name on it is a surprise billy wasn't expecting - at least not so soon, when he recalls that a man going by the moniker of hotdog had mentioned dropping something by sometime soon. there's a jumpsuit, a jar of preserves, some food, and what billy stressfully hopes isn't a freshly harvested bunny foot inside.

it's heartwarming, and goes a long way to making billy feel welcome. ]

i got the basket on the porch this morning. thank you so much; i owe you.

[oorah]

[ gratutude has never been something frank was good at receiving. but those words you owe me mean he can't not answer. ]

you don't

private — un: witch (backdated to 4/5 before he leaves for paris)

[hext]

what could you possibly be thinking.

[ guess whose name showed up on the paris trip list tony showed her. ]

ay yi yi

[assguardian]

i wasn't thinking. again. nr. stark regrettably has good ideas!

am i grounded?

[hext]

no, not grounded. probation, perhaps.
what makes this idea so wonderful?

[assguardian]

it's a chance to help out with the community here, even as new arrivals.

plus i can fly. i can offer aerial coverage. airlift people if needed. i don't think these sound eaters can fly, anyway.

i really hope they can't.

[hext]

i want you to know i don't trust stark. but i trust you.

let me know the minute you are back.

[ she is actually borderline begging, you just can't see her face. ]

[assguardian]

[ is it a common maximoff trait to not trust starks? it's an interesting family feud. ]

i don't have to go if you don't want me to.

i don't trust stark either. we have history where i come from.

[hext]

i won't pretend to be your keeper.

but i will mangle the lifeless body of anyone who leads you into harm.

use your best judgment.

[assguardian]

i changed my mind, you're scarier than mr. stark.

i'm staying put.

[hext]

[ she wants to argue with him, but part of her is glad. she can't deny that. ]

if you do - dinner in the garage tonight.