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2015-01-18 03:28 pm (UTC)
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You people suck at sending texts, it's like everyone's drunk all the time here.
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cicatrize
2015-01-21 09:51 am (UTC)
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Incorrect on the point of us sucking at sending texts - there's something fucked about the network - however, correct in the latter point.
We are, more often than not, drunk.
[ would you like to see his AA phamplet collection? ]
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assguardian
2015-01-29 12:25 pm (UTC)
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I'm not sure if that's comforting or terrifyingly depressing.
[ He was raised by a psychiatrist. This spells "unhealthy" in bright crayon letters over this digital wall. ]
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Your liver doing okay?
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cicatrize
2015-02-01 10:52 am (UTC)
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Little from column A, little from column B.
[ oh bae. unhealthy is his middle name. ]
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It's hanging in there.
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assguardian
2015-02-01 02:43 pm (UTC)
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I'm very sorry for your future loss.
That said, who
was
that text meant for? Curious minds, etc.!
If that's okay, I mean. I could forward it for you?
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cicatrize
2015-02-04 04:11 am (UTC)
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I'll get a replacement. I'm fairly sure they can do that here.
For Hanna Talbot. She sent me a disappointingly mediocre music video. Don't worry about it, I've got it handled.
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assguardian
2015-03-14 04:58 pm (UTC)
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Whose music video? What year? I thought you couldn't send any videos on these things...
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cicatrize
2015-03-23 01:59 pm (UTC)
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Kelly Rowland, Motivation. No idea as per the year.
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benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Hanna downloaded it onto her blackglass and attached it. Not a video she took herself. Which, actually, would have probably been more entertaining.
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assguardian
2015-03-24 05:54 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I don't think I know that.
She could always shoot her own videos, I mean back home you could do that and upload it on the internet, and if you're lucky you get famous for like five minutes.
Youtube celebs are kind of weird, though.
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cicatrize
2015-03-28 03:06 am (UTC)
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I think I’d pay to see Hanna do that. She has the kind of refusal to be ignored that would make for good entertainment.
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2015-03-30 04:38 pm (UTC)
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Think she can be convinced to? I'll help if you wanna.
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cicatrize
2015-04-02 05:08 am (UTC)
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I think all she'd require is a vague suggestion for it.
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no subject
You people suck at sending texts, it's like everyone's drunk all the time here.
no subject
Incorrect on the point of us sucking at sending texts - there's something fucked about the network - however, correct in the latter point.
We are, more often than not, drunk. [ would you like to see his AA phamplet collection? ]
no subject
I'm not sure if that's comforting or terrifyingly depressing.
[ He was raised by a psychiatrist. This spells "unhealthy" in bright crayon letters over this digital wall. ]
FROM: kaplan.william@cdc.org
Your liver doing okay?
no subject
Little from column A, little from column B. [ oh bae. unhealthy is his middle name. ]
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
It's hanging in there.
no subject
I'm very sorry for your future loss.
That said, who was that text meant for? Curious minds, etc.!
If that's okay, I mean. I could forward it for you?
no subject
I'll get a replacement. I'm fairly sure they can do that here.
For Hanna Talbot. She sent me a disappointingly mediocre music video. Don't worry about it, I've got it handled.
no subject
Whose music video? What year? I thought you couldn't send any videos on these things...
no subject
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Kelly Rowland, Motivation. No idea as per the year.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Hanna downloaded it onto her blackglass and attached it. Not a video she took herself. Which, actually, would have probably been more entertaining.
no subject
Oh, I don't think I know that.
She could always shoot her own videos, I mean back home you could do that and upload it on the internet, and if you're lucky you get famous for like five minutes.
Youtube celebs are kind of weird, though.
no subject
I think I’d pay to see Hanna do that. She has the kind of refusal to be ignored that would make for good entertainment.
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Think she can be convinced to? I'll help if you wanna.
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I think all she'd require is a vague suggestion for it.