FROM: kaplan.william@cdc.org
...Do all slime monsters come out of the rear end? My slime lore is a little lacking.
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FROM: kaplan.william@cdc.org
Spongebob's house shouldn't even have survived underwater.
It's pretty good, why?
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FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
I accidentally got Kotetsu into Spongebob, now I'm paying the price. As in, I received the entire set. And now we're having a party. You are invited.
[ THIS IS HARD. ]
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He's the guy with cats on his beard? I looked up pictures on the files on the network.
I'd like to go.
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FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
I never noticed that before, but now I won't be able to unsee it.
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How could you not notice? They're right there on his face.
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They could just be very stylish shapes where he's from.
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He takes jokes seriously, I don't think style has anything to do with it.
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Then perhaps someone told him it was hip and in.
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Cat fashion should only ever be "hip and in" with toddlers. This is why Hello Kitty is a global empire.
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Hobbies for children are just too powerful.
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Children are almost always powerful. Have you ever babysat?
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FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
I can't say that I have, no.
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It's gross. Never do it. Babies are terrible.
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You're talking about the most dreaded diaper, aren't you.
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It's the worst thing. I'll take finding slime monsters over changing diapers any day.
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Aren't they similar enough?!
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FROM: kaplan.william@cdc.org
...Do all slime monsters come out of the rear end? My slime lore is a little lacking.
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Probably. I've never sought the answer.
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Why not? I mean, wouldn't you be curious even a little bit?
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Ugh, now I won't be able to stop thinking about it.